1. Petting a cat helps lower your blood pressure as well as the cat’s.
2. If a friend is too proud to apologize for doing you wrong, that person is not your friend.
3. If you have to clean up vomit, put ground coffee on it first. It takes away the smell and dehydrates it. You can then sweep it up easily.
4. If you stand up too fast and you start to black out, tighten your abs as hard as you can.
1 universe, 9 planets, 7 seas, 7 continents, 809 islands, 204 countries, and I had the unfortunate luck of meeting u
THERE ARE 8 PLANETS, YOU UNCULTURED SWINE.
VIVA LA PLUTO FUCK YOU
I’m pretty sure “Viva la Pluto fuck you” is the best sentence I’ve heard all week.